Re: Freshmen Dorms

[Tiger-Lily]

"Ack!" Seth announced, turning his head away. "Duuuude!" he wailed, glaring hatefully up at Jake and ignoring his ribs being crushed by Jake's much larger frame. "Hands have GERMS all OVER them!" He rolled his tongue around his mouth a few times, cringing.

[Guest]

Jake rolled his eyes, "Thanks Purell, are you now gonna drown me out on statistics on how your hands carry all sorts of germs and viruses such as the ones found in flus and colds?"

[Tiger-Lily]

"YOU HAVE A COLD?!" Seth slammed his palms into Jake's chest hard enough to shove him off. The blond scrambled to his feet, eyes wide. "Gah, Jake!" Seth couldn't be bothered trying to find a word bad enough to inform Jake what a crime he'd commited so he simply flipped Jake off and ran to the bathroom, grabbing the bottle of Listerine and pouring way too much into his mouth.

After his seventh gargle (each of which lasted five minutes), Seth walked back into the living room. "Bitch."

[Guest]

Jake couldn't contain himself he was too busy rolling around on the ground laughing at Seth's Mr. Clean routine that he couldn't even find the words to tell Seth that he didn't even have a cold, that he was just being a dick.

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth glared down at him before walking over and stomping on Jake's chest hard. He smirked. "This isn't funny! You know I have a phobia, you tool!"

[Guest]

Jake coughed on impact from Seth's foot, Jake retaliated by grabbing his leg and yanking him down onto the ground, "Oh don't be a baby you can wash germs off!" Then he remembered Seth's words about his phobia, "Ha! At least you can't run into mine so often." He retorted.

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth staggered and fell. "Whaaa-?"

He angled his body so he landed on Jake instead of the hard floor. Seth grinned smugly and got off the squashed Spaniard, dusting himself down. "Your phobia?" he asked, like nothing had just occurred. He reached down a hand and grabbed Jake's, yanking him to his feet.

[Guest]

Jake coughed a couple of times getting up off the ground he straightened out his shirt, "Yeah dude. You know mine no way am I telling you again. You have connections."

[Tiger-Lily]

"Not those kinds," Seth replied, with a grin. He plopped down on the floor and picked up his laptop again, opening up the screen and returning to his essay. "Damn it, I have to get this done by tomorrow. Fuck you, dude."

Lucifer padded into the room as regally as always. He wandered over to the boys and hissed at Jake in greeting before attempting to climb onto Seth's lap.

Seth shoved him off his keyboard, not bothering to look up. "Oh, what're we doing this weekend? Any more parties?"

[Guest]

Jake shrugged, "I don't know, probably a couple of frat ones or something for Halloween and crap."

[Tiger-Lily]

"Oh, fuck, right, it's Halloween!" Seth exclaimed, remembering his chat with Connor earlier that week. He frowned. "I still gotta get my costume. I'm debating between SWAT guy or a Greek God, you know, with maybe a towel on and white gunk to make me look all ethereal?" He wiggled his eyebrows meaningfully. "Drive the ladies wild. What about you?"

[Guest]

"I wanna be Jigsaw, I mean I hate those fucking clown looking type things, but I wanna wear those bad ass red contacts. Plus Lo is good at that crap like that costume, and make up shit. She could make me look real bad ass." Jake thought, he wasn't too sure what he wanted to be for Halloween that was one thought or... "Or maybe the devil." Jake grinned.

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth gaped at him. "Hey! That's my kingdom! You can be a demon or something like a minion, but I rule Hell, bitch!"

[Guest]

Jake raised an eyebrow at Seth,"Dude I said devil, not THE DEVIL. Don't worry you're still king. What happened to your Greek God costume anyway Zeus? Giving it up already to chill with Hades?"

[Tiger-Lily]

"Hades IS a Greek God," Seth pointed out smugly. He cracked a grin. "But I really wanna carry guns. Hence SWAT." His grin widened. "Connor told me Alexis is going as Resident Evil Alice. Which is going to be really amusing because she'd be carrying guns too. She'd think I was mocking her so that's another plus!" he paused and added, "Oh, and RE Alice is smokin'!" He winked over at Jake.

[Guest]

"Whatever, and yeah Alice is hot! But of course gotta figure out a way to bug Alexis 24/7 eh?" Jake snorted.

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth shrugged. "Hey, it keeps the flirt flowing on slow days," he said, smirking again. "And unlike you, I'm not about to fall head-over-heels in luuurve with her. I'm not that stupid."

[Guest]

Jake's dark eyes widened, then narrowed into a scowl, "Fuck you I'm not in love."

Jacob knew he wasn't! He hardly knew Evelyn well enough for anything to go past a like anyway. He wasn't in love with her.

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth blinked at him, taken aback by Jake's sudden change of mood and the flare of anger in his eyes. "Dude," he said slowly, in case Jake decided to attack him, "I was kidding. Why so touchy? You're not human enough to fall in something sappy like love anyways."

[Guest]

"Hell no! Screw love." Jake proclaimed. No way was he in love and if he even thought he was he sure as hell was gonna deny it.

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth nodded, still perturbed by Jake's mini-freak out. He turned his attention to the essay he was probably never going to finish. "So what ARE we doing all dressed up on All Hallow's Eve?"

[Guest]

"Oh you know your basic devil worship and chicken scarfices." Jake replied smugly.

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth raised an eyebrow. "Well, I was hoping something more along the liens of wrecking havoc on the streets but that works." He cracked his fingers out and then resumed typing. "Oh, guess what? Yours truly is now at his sixth formal invitation. I mean, I kind of assumed chicks preferred a guy to make the first move, but the ladies seem to love me too much. I think I'll just have to accept them all." He shot a glance at Jake, eyes dancing. "Are you going? 'Cause if you don't have a date, you can help be a buffer and ensure my six dates don't find out about each other."

[Guest]

Jake shook his head, only Seth could manage getting himself into stuff like this, "And how do you expect me to distract five girls while you dance with one?"

[Tiger-Lily]

"Miley Cyrus routine?" Seth suggested. He shrugged and returned to typing his essay. "Hey, I'm a nice guy - I didn't reject any of 'em!"

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