Re: Freshmen Dorms

[Guest]

"Now why would I do that?" Jake asked innocently.

[Tiger-Lily]

"To rid yourself of my presence!" she retorted, glaring at his smug face. Ass.

[Guest]

"Now why would I ever want to get rid of you? You act as if I hate you." Jake said smugly.

[Tiger-Lily]

"You act as if you hate me half the time!" Evelyn exclaimed, glowering. "Every time you step into the picture, you cause an upheaval!"

[Guest]

"I like to stir the pot." Jake said simply.

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn gritted her teeth. So okay, she knew Jake was poking fun on purpose to get a rise out of her.

But God damn it, he was annoying!

Nova woofed absently in the middle of her thoughts and she narrowed her eyes at Jake. "Have fun trying to stir cement. I think I've had enough practice to ignore your interfering existence."

[Guest]

"You know I'm joking. One must learn not to be so sensitive." Jacob said, who was now holding a staring contest with Nova.

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn furrowed her eyebrows, frustrated. Her short temper was kicking back in, clearly. "Right," she said shortly, returning her gaze to her monitor. "Well, it's dark out so I think that's your cue to leave."

[Guest]

Jacob rolled off Evelyn's bed, ignoring her short tone. He leaned in over her shoulder. "Whatcha doing?" He asked.

[Tiger-Lily]

Before she oculd smack his face away, her phone buzzed. She ignored Jake breathing down her neck and pulled the phone out of her pocket to stare confusedly at the number. SHe couldn't recognize it. Bu it looked local, so not a telemarketer.

Ignoring Jake hovering over her, she hit Answer and put the phone to her ear. "Hell - ?"

"Heyyy, babe," some dude's voice said loudly, echoing out of the phone about a good two feet. Evelyn quirked an eyebrow, about to tell him he had the wrong number (definitely!) when he continued, voice loud enough to be heard even when she held the phone away from her ear, "So I got your number off your blondie friend, Clarie?"

"Carrie," Evelyn muttered instinctively.

"She told me it'd be cool to give you a call since we were so rudely interrupted at the park, whoever that sonofabitch was. So I'm gonna make it simple and take you to dinner, totally horse free!" the guy went on. She'd forgotten his name but now she remembered exactly who he was. "I'll come over in an hour, babe."

Evelyn was too baffled to say anything in reply. What the hell? Here she'd made a getaway and Carrie had led the idiot right to her!

[Guest]

Jacob had heard that obnoxious Swedish boy practically yelling over the phone to Evelyn, and Jake just rolled his eyes. "You're not really gonna go out with him are you?"

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn turned her head to look at Jake's face hovering over her shoulder. "He can hear you," she muttered, pulling her phone away.

She put the phone back up to her ear. "Um, hey, listen - " What was his name again?!

"Who was that?" the dude asked, sounding annoyed. "Was that the horse douche?"

Evelyn cringed, knowing Jake would hear that. She placed a finger to her lips to indicate to him that he'd better stay silent. "Oh, no, that's, um..."

[Guest]

Jacob groaned rolling his eyes, he almost wanted to grab Evelyn's phone from her. "Say it was the TV, that way he can come over and I can sock him." Jake whispered into Evelyn's other ear.

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn pulled her head away, not liking the tickles he was sending down her neck. She narrowed her eyes reproachfully and decided to ignore this wise piece of advice. "That was the - uh - pizza guy, he's a friend of mine and a total joker but seriously, I'll be busy this weekend, and possibly every other weekend for an indefinite period of time. So -"

"Your pizza friend sounds like the horse kid," the guy said, not catching the insult. "If it's him, don' worry, I'll pound his face in if he tries to interfere again."

Evelyn glanced at "the horse kid", pulling a face. "No, it's not him."

[Guest]

At this point Jacob decided to take Evelyn's phone from her. "Yeah because if it was him, he'd smash your Swedish meatball face into the ground like he did on Friday!"

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn gaped at him in dismay. "Jake!"

The other guy growled angrily. "You are so fuckin' lucky I don't reach through the phone and kick your uncivilized American trash ass."

Evelyn cringed and reached back over her chair, trying to pull her phone back. "What happened to not scaring off my dates?!" she hissed furiously.

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