Re: Freshmen Dorms

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((FF two hours or so.))

Connor stumbled out of the dorm elevator onto the 5th floor, with is five hoes. Two blonds, who he thought their name's were Alice and Ronda. They were "best friends" and very curious for new things, was the best he caught before he went from buzzin' to wasted. The brunette he had hooked up with earlier, whispered something in his ear, which he found hilarious though he had no damn idea what it even was she had said.

The other other girls taking up the back of the stumbling crowd headed for Seth's and Jake's dorm, were much different then the others. One was tall, model-ish body with black hair and green eyes. The other had obviously unnatural dark blue hair and rich brown eyes, and probably the most petite of them.

He didn't know any of the other girls names except for Alice and Ronda and then the brunette, Juliet.

Connor slumped against Seth's and Jake's dorm door as the girls leaned against him and hung off of him. He laughed loudly again as he pounded his fists against the door quickly. "SEEEETH! OPEN UPPPPPPPAAAH!"

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The boys in Seth's suite were now very heavily trashed. Tequila and shot glasses and an empty bottle of vodka lay beside them as they attempted to get through a bottle of Everclear Seth had mixed with orange juice and water to thin down past its death-potential-level.

Seth was now so trashed, he couldn't see straight and when he got up to open the door, he thought he saw Connor with about twenty hot girls.

Fuck, I've died and gone to Hell, Seth concluded. He grinned and let Connor in, catching one of the pretty blonds before she fell over her feet. "Hey, baby, how are ya?"

"I'm fiiiine, don't you think?" she purred at him. She was probably about 20 or so. Seth laughed drunkenly like this was the funniest thing he'd heard since Jerry Seinfeld.

Ashton and Antonio were now being attacked by the other girls. Seth shut the door and informed Connor that, "Jake broke him arm, guy!"

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Antonio watched this guy, Connor, he was informed earlier come in with a parade of girls, he noticed Seth draped over Connor, and he went and pat Seth's shoulder, and hung on to him to stable himself, "Dudeeee seriously.... you're the fuckinggg mann!!" He shouted.

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"CHEERS TO THAT!" Connor shouted at them both, grinning widely before pulling Ronda over. "Hey! Heyeheyeheyeheye, SETH! It's EERYONNNEE!" He laughed, and leaned against her, making her stumble in her heels a little.

Clarissa smirked and swayed in her spot, not AS entirely drunk as the others but was always the one for doing stupid shit. "Hey boooooys, I have a offer for you." She said, before hiccuping and grabbed Seth and Antonio's chins to make them look at her, since Connor was already.

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Alexis stepped out of the elevator, looking down at her iPhone as she played with some apps, dorm keys in hand. She headed down the hall, hearing some shouting coming from Seth's dorm room and rolled her eyes. She really didn't want to know.

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Antonio cheered, as they made a toast to Seth chugging down his shot, he focused on the smoking hot blond whose name he wasn't sure... Clare? Or something, it didn't matter, "What isss it babee?"

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Jake had returned from the hospital, for once luck had been on his side and it had only been a sprain, the doctor said it would heal in a few days and he had given him pain medication if it had bothered him, he was lucky also that his arm had only been gauzed or whatever instead of being put in a damn sling.

As he approached his dorm he heard a bunch of commotion coming from within, meaning only one thing, he opened the door to see everyone stumbling all over the place drunk, and about five... maybe six girls there?

Jake looked around and saw an empty bottle of tequila and vodka lying around the place along with cards too. He saw Nova cowering under the table and decided to put the dog in his room to further prevent traumatizing the thing.

Antonio had apparently seen him and called out, "JAKEEEEEEE!!!!" He drunkenly waltzed over to him and gave him a hug, the stench of tequila heavy on his breath, "DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! GUSYYAU JAKE'S HOME!"

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Seth looked over at Connor. "Yo, I got that blond!" He forgot there were two blonds until the other one wrapped her arms around his shoulders. Seth remained ignorant. "Fo gizzle, dawg, you movin' in on my chick? Represent! Playa, you banged that otha one!"

Ashton snorted and then laughed, hiccuping from the strong Everclear. That shit was not common among college boys. "Not coo', Trip," he informed Connor, swaying so that the girl he was with had to hold him up.

Seth finally noticed Jake and staggered over to him, shoving a glass of the weird Everclear concoction into his hands. "Forget life! We're flyin' kid!" He wobbled back over to where that other hot blond was. "You exist?!"

She nodded.

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Evelyn had her headphones in her ears adn a bowl of soup on the coffee table in front of her as she sat flicking through her notes for school. She was exhausted. She really didn't want to work, but Tiffany had gone off with Luke apparently and she really didn't feel like talking to Ashlee right then.

So she was stuck with schoolwork on a Saturday night. Perfect. Evelyn gritted her teeth, picked up her pen and aimed it at the wall clock.

Crack.

"Shit," she muttered, sincerely hoping her roommate wouldn't notice that huge crack.

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Clarissa pouted at being ignored but fell back, thinking there was a seat there and ended up in giggles. "Guaaaayzzz!"

Connor threw up his arms and stumbled over to Jake. "HOLA!!!" He shouted and threw his arms around him. "JOIN USSSZZZ BROTHARIEN!" He hiccuped and then busted out laughing.

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Alexis unlocked the dorm door and headed in, pretty sure the boys down the hall were wasted from the sounds of it. She shut the door with her foot as she headed for the living room, locking her phone before shoving it in her purse that she put down by the table, looking over at Evelyn.

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Jacob couldn't help but laugh, since Tony and Connor were both clinging to him, god he missed being like this. He loved alcohol, he pulled the boys off of him, and downed his shot, "Ahh! Connor you sure as hell didn't fail, and Tony..." He just shook his head laughing.

He downed his shot and nearly died, "Jesus!" Seth wasn't kidding tonight, since he had busted out the damn Everclear, it would be like ten minutes and Jake would probably

Jake went and helped himself to a few more shots feeling a buzz kick in he shouted, "We're gonna gettt wasteddd!!"

Tony cheered, stumbling over to Jake to take a few more shots, "HELLL YEAHHH BITCH!"

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Seth shoved the boring chattering/giggling girl off him and headed for the window. He pulled it open and shoved his head out.

An old guy in a business suit was walking by on the streets of Manhattan below him, carrying a briefcase.

Seth cleared his throat and belted out, "Yo, Grizzly, Don Corleone, I need a shot, I need a million bucks, I need a Porsche, I need a gingerbreadman to carry in my fucking pocket like change, I need that dope you got in there briefcase! Hey! Pilsbury!"

The old guy glanced up and flipped him off. Seth laughed raucously.

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Evelyn cringed when Alexis looked over. She managed a smile. "Hey. Where've you been all day?"

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"FUCKAAAA, YAAAH! FUK DES BITCHEZZZ!" Connor pointed at two of the random girls and swayed before laughing and looked over at Seth and stumbled over. "Dude, he got dope!?!"

Model-Sized girl went over and traced her fingers down Jake's jaw. "You wanna play, honey?" She purred, but her words were slurred.

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"I was out with Rose, touring the city." Alexis smiled some. "You been alright?" She asked, pulling off her shoes.

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"I flyyyy likeee pappaa gett highhh likeee planesss!" Jake slurred, he hadn't even been home for twenty minutes and he was already blasted off his ass, he looked over at the model girl and he waggled his eyebrows at her.

"Ayyy chicka you es muy fineee." Jake purred his words together, winking at her, but broke away and went to the window where Seth was standing and gave him a huge hug.

"Dudeeee I fucking love you!! Fo reallll!"

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Seth glanced away from the angry old dude to Jake and then back at the window, distracted. A cute brunette was now walking past in ripped leggings and leather boots.

Seth lifted his arm around Jake's head, took a swig of his drink, shoved Jake out of his way and leaned out, hollering, "Hey, Elektra!, Hey, hey! Come on up, what Daredevil can't see won't hurt him! How do you get it on anyways! Do you need to swallow a stereo so he even knows where the fuck you even are?"

The girl stared up at him, horrified. "Fuck you, asshole!"

Ashton hobbled over to his brother. "I can't find my reflection!" he wailed, dismayed.

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Evelyn simply nodded. "Yeah, I had Tiff over for a bit. You remember her?"

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Alexis inhaled through her teeth sharply but quietly. "Yep. I remember her." She nodded, going over and hung up her jacket over the back of the couch, brushing some stuffing to the side from Lucifer's attack on the poor thing.

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Connor busted out laughing as he listened to Seth and slumped against the wall. "Now we need supahwomaaaaan."

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Antonio cupped his brother's face in his hands and shouted, "OH MY GOD WE LOOK THE SAME!!"

Jake danced around doing the "raise the roof" motion, and whooping, "Sube, sube, hasta las nubes, pa'delante ante, no mires pa'tras! We need somee hoeesssss and bitchess!"

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Evelyn could now sense the sudden awkward air. She decided not to delve into Alexis' opinion about Tiffany. "Do you wanna do something? Unless you're tired or whatever..."

She bit her lip. It annoyed her how this stupid boy drama had killed her and Alexis' friendship. They could be out having fun on a Saturday in New York right now.

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Seth nodded seriously at Connor and turned to ask the brunette to come up - but she'd walked away. Damn. Oh well. He'd find another....

Seth glanced up at Connor, realization hitting him. "You got a sexy cousin!"

He was struck by inspiration. He shoved past Connor and headed for the suite door, crashing into Jake, two girls and Ashton along the way. He grabbed Jake's arm and dragged him along. "C'mon, we gonna find us some girls who look older than Miley's posse over here!" Ashton, overhearing this, decided to follow.

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Alexis bit at her bottom lip. "Uhm.. I dunno.. what we'd do?" Alexis said, picking at a strand in her jacket.

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Connor stumbled after then quickly. "Waaait upppp!" he whined though he wasn't that far behind.

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"Don't leave me!" Tony whined pathetically stumbling out into the hallway into Connor, and just staggering behind him.

Jacob still sort of swaying/dancing down the hallway, letting Seth drag him as hummed some stupid tune that was in his head, his whole body was just buzzing, and he smacked Seth on the back, "Dudeee where the chickss at??"

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Seth paused and Ashton crashed into his back. Connor crashed into Ashton and Antonio followed suit. Seth ended up suddenly rugby tackled to the ground.

"Gerrof, else I'll bust a cap in your grandma!" he snapped incoherently from under the pile. People in the hallway stared at them and then scattered (again).

***

Evelyn sat up, swinging her legs off the couch."You wanna just go get a civilized dinner first?" She stood up carefully, feeling her head throb. It was better than before though.

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"I BUST A MOV IN YOU GRANMA!" Connor shouted into Seth's ear, flailing his arms and smacking someone in the face. Wasn't sure who, but it was someone and it made contact and a loud "HMPH" came with it.

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"Sounds good." Alexis nodded and went over, pulling on her heels/boots/things on again and then her jacket.

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"Hey! My grandma is dead yyyyouu bitch!" Jake said flailing his arms, his right one still throbbing, as he staggered over the dog pile on the floor, he then resumed his drunken shuffle that he had gotten into while he was coming down the hall.

Antonio flailed and he shouted, "HoOw dare you! My grandmother is a nice lady!" He shouted, smacking his twin, "They just insulted your mother you bitch do something!"

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Ashton was finding it hard to breathe with Connor and his twin on top of him. He rolled out from between Seth and Connor, his right eye throbbing. "Which dumbfuck punched me?" he snapped, ignoring Antonio.

He grabbed Jake's wrist and stood up, wobbling into the wall and then automatically following Jake down the hall since the Spaniard was already walking God knew where and Ashton couldn't be bothered to think and walk simultaneously.

Seth rolled over, tipping Antonio and Connor off of him and got up, hobbling after Jake. He slung an arm around some random guy going the other way. "Where's Wally?" he asked him. "You look like you puked him up in that stripper dumpster back there." Seth pointed his thumb back down the hallway at Antonio and Connor. Or at his suite door. hard to tell.

"Excuse me?" the guy asked, annoyed.

"Where are we going? Where are the hot gals?" Ashton was asking Jake.

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Evelyn disappeared to her room. "Hang on, I'm gonna change out of this crap, one second."

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Connor hiccuped and shoved Antonio away so he could stumble up and after the other boys. "HEY! HEYHYEHYE! I BRING WHORES, I IS THE KING! I LEAD!"

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Alexis nodded and went over, leaning by the door as she waited, pulling her hair back into a ponytail.

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Jake picked up his head, it felt like it weighed a million pounds, he watched as Connor marched down the hall and he just burst out laughing, "DUDE bringgg em out the hoessss! Where the chicks at?? YEAHH!!" Jake said not moving still kind of dancing.

Antonio lifted himself off the ground bringing himself over to his brother, and looked down at Connor and said. "You.bring.hoes.to. US!" He said pointing from Connor to the three of them back to Connor, back to them.

"Dude you do... and like for serious...I will..." Tony's voice trailed off as he remembered what he needed to see to Connor," And I will make you , I will make you a fucking crown."

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Seth remembered which was he was supposed to go when he collided with Connor going the other way. He let go of the angry Wally Guy and turned to walk past Jake, stumbling. "I know where it's at, bro!"

He ambled down the hall, dragging Jake and Ashton with him. What room was it again? He blinked, blue eyes clouding, and then just decided to keep walking until he found it.

Ashton looked back at his brother, remembering something about grandmas and dead moms. "Your mom's dead? That's a bitch!"

***

Evelyn didn't bother with wasting time. She threw on the most convenient outfit she had - a denim jumper, and pulled on a coat over its strapless shoulders. She grabbed a random, cute necklace (which turned out to say, incidentally, "Amor") off the box on her dresser, threw on a mix of bangles and bracelets, put in some gold and black earrings, shoved her feet into strappy wedges and grabbed a clutch. For a second, she wondered where Nova was, and then remembered she'd given him away. A pang of sadness hit her. She brushed it off, ran a brush through her tangled mane and was applying lip gloss as she walked over to where Alexis waited. She held out the wand to her out of instinct, and then froze, feeling deja vu.

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"FUCK DAT, I WANT MAH CROWN!" Connor yelped, following Seth quickly, almost tripping over his own feet. "it better has blue fuckin' sapphs on it, bitch!"

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"Thanks." Alexis said, Deja Vu casting over her briefly also as she took it and applied some before handing it back to her and stood up straight.

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