Re: Freshmen Dorms

[Guest]

Jake shook his head in disagreement and he brought Evelyn down next to him, "Nooo he's lyinggg... I don't need to get fucked........ I just need someee... you know what? You girls like need to looseen up? For serious like get drunk! I mean y'all is so uptight. Comprende Rojo?"

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth laughed crazily as he straightened up and crawled over to where Jake was holding Evelyn in place. Had Seth been sober, he'd have realized Evelyn looked a little scared by Jake's suggestion. She shook her head, pulling away from the Spaniard again.

"Trust me," she said to Jake. "You do not need a drunk me. You need to leave. Those girls were already drunk. Go back there."

"Oh come on," Seth said. "You two would be fun drunks." He winked at her to tell her he meant something other than the obvious and Evelyn felt her cheeks redden. Of course. Seth was talking about that day.

[Guest]

Jake put his hand in Seth's face and pushed him away, "Um rude! I was having a talk here with Roja way to interrupt Tinkerbell." He pulled Evelyn close to him again and he whispered in her ear only for her to hear.

"Seriously... right now, like seriously don't tell anyone. But I Jacob Daniel Antonio Joseph Salazar, for serious like want to be your friend. You're like so cool and shit and its like, Seth, Seth he's a dick alright? I need better friends." Jake whispered this into her ear, and grinned up at her, "Plus don't tell him this because it would just really upset him, but you're waaay hotter than him." He said winking, at her and poking her nose with his finger.

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn really wanted to go hide in her room right now. Her back was aching because Jake was making her lean over. He coudln't just sit up, the bastard?

Seth was snickering behind her. Evelyn's cheeks reddened and she shrugged Jake's arm off, sitting up and scooting away. Oh God, he won't remember any of this tomorrow but I sure as hell will.

"Isn't he just annoying?" Seth asked her cheerfully. "Bastard thinks he can get any girl. Prove him wrong, Frenchie." Evelyn threw him a disgusted look.

"I'm not getting drunk. I'm not being your friend," this was to Jake, "and I'm honestly sick of your faces."

Seth stared at her for a moment and then turned and smacked Antonio, who was on the couch just behind Evelyn. "Hey, go get the Tequila!"

"No," Evelyn said frustratedly. What was he going to do, shove it down her throat? She pulled her bare knees up to her chest and wrapped her arms around them protectively.

[Guest]

Antonio tried to but failed to kick Seth, he just shrugged, laying across the girls couch and closing his eyes. He started to feel himself come down, and he sure was tired.

Jacob sat up, and leaned in forward to Evelyn, crossing his arms over hers, on her knees.

His brown eyes serious, he focused on her tired green ones and said, "Seriously I love you."

[Tiger-Lily]

Seth groaned. Useless shitfaced monkey shit. He looked around and spotted Ashton almost passed out too. That left Connor, whom Alexis was trying to reason with, and himself and Jake....

Seth groaned and wobbled to his feet, holding onto the couch. "Fuck you all," he muttered. "I'll be back!"

He headed out of the suite down to his own, hoping the idiots they'd left behind hadn't trashed it.

Evelyn looked up at Seth's disappearing back. Had he seriously gone to get the tequila? They weren't letting him back in. She glanced up at Jake, and suddenly had a crazy urge to laugh. The last time someone had told her they loved her, it had been in an angry phone conversation, and James had told her she was a whore right after that.

She flashed a weary smile at Jake, not even bothering to move away from his extreme infringement of personal boundaries. "That's sweet, Jake."

[Guest]

Jake picked his heavy head up again, and he lifted Evelyn's chin with his finger, and whispered again, "Its because its like...I kissed you... cause I like you. Fo reals."

He drew his finger back from her chin and placed it over his mouth, "But shhh, don't tell anyone okay? Its our little secret." He winked at her.

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn was seriously wondering how much they'd all been drinking now. She decided to humor the poor guy though. Maybe if he got bored, he'd leave with his posse?

"I won't tell, Jake," she assured him with a smile. "Now why don't you go home and party there?"

***

Seth reached his suite and opened the door - and was instantly accosted by the girls he'd forgotten existed. "Where've you been? Where Connie? WHere're your friends?"

Seth felt a headache come on and he shoved past them to where he and Jake kept the alcohol hidden in his room.

"Out of my crib, whore," he snapped as the brunette tried to follow him in. She gaped, offended. Seth riffled around in his pseudo-bookcase - which was actually an alcohol cabinet cleverly disguised - and pulled out a new bottle of tequila and some tonic water. he didn't touch the lone bottle of Everclear and he doubted the girls would be able to hold it anyways.

Then again...

Seth kicked his door shut and pulled out a flask. He poured the tequila in, uncorked and stirred in just a little bit of Everclear, shoved both bottles back in and stood up. He walked back out, locked his door - before the sleeping Lucifer woke and took revenge - and added some cranberry Kool-Aid from the fridge to disguise the strange flavor and of course, as a chaser so the girls didn't just bleed their insides out their mouths.

He ignored the hoes slinking around their suite and began heading back to the girls' dorm.

[Guest]

Jake still not convinced Evelyn wouldn't tell, linked their pinkys together, "Pinky promise okayy??"

He also went on to say in his drunken monolouge, "I can't go back there...they're grenades there...major hoes. And like one of them, they purred at me! Ev, I'm gonna call you that cause your name is long, I think...I think..." He stopped to collect his thought and pushed on through, "I think that lady is a cat."

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn expelled a slightly frustrated breath but couldn't really find a way to make him go away so she simply went with it. She pulled her hand back and gently pushed him off of her. "Okay, Jake. I think you should party out in the hallway. There's so much more room and more people."

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Jake widened his eyes almost looking like a frightened dog, "No, no they don't like us. But you, you do."

[Tiger-Lily]

She almost huffed. Jake might be drunk, but Evelyn was still angry at him. "No, I really don't," she said firmly. "And Alexis doesn't like Seth either." Evelyn got to her feet. What the hell were they to do now? Clearly that dinner plan was going to be put off.

[Guest]

Jacob got up shakily to his feet, and looked down at Evelyn, "No listen...I... its okay. Cause I don't like Seth either... that's fine."

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn stared up at him, completely exasperated. This was why she hated drunks. And on a day she was already so confused and annoyed of him already. "No, Jacob," she enunciated. "I don't like you. Do you get that?" That sounded cruel but hell, he was drunk. He wasn't going to remember this.

[Guest]

"Of course you do, listen I like you, you like me. Nova is apart of this retarded, dysfunctional family. Okay?" Jake said wrapping his arm around her shoulder, sounding oddly like that stupid Barney song.

[Tiger-Lily]

"Merde," Evelyn muttered under her breath. "You have Nova. I don't!" She shrugged his arm off, now getting truly annoyed. "What exactly do you want, Jake? I'm not getting drunk with you. Go find your hoes."

***

Seth had gotten distracted along the way. He'd found a cute blond who thought he was apparently funny.

"And I served in the um, R 15 ranks," he informed her, leaning against the wall. Her eyes widened.

"What's that?" she asked eagerly.

"The You're-Too-Dumb-To-Catch-Shit squad," he said. She looked confused and then angry.

"Excuse me?"

"Don't sweat it, butch," Seth said carelessly. "They got them lobotomies these days. I can pay for one if you'd like. They'd even knock you out with vodka instead of anesthesia."

"What?"

"What kind of sucky Med are you?" Seth asked her. "I'd be dead on the operating table while you worked out which end of a stethoscope went up my ass."

She gaped. Seth waited a breath. then went on.

"Stethoscopes don't go up asses. How about you do us a favor and go give head on the street corner? I guarantee you'll make more dough that way than you'd ever manage in your epically failed doctoring career."

"What the fuck?!"

Seth walked on down the hall.

[Guest]

Jake stumbled back a bit more and glared at her, "Hey listen Lucky Charms, don't you think if I wanted hoes I would have went to them?"

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn gaped up at him. Lucky Charms? What? Oh...right...Irish luck. That bastard.

"Listen, El Matador," she said evenly, even though she really was sick of him. Just because he was drunk didn't mean he could ignore all the shit he'd yelled at her and then come back here and expect her to hang out with him. "I don't really care what you want. I don't want to hang with you. Hell, I don't want to be around you, period. What else do you want me to say to make this clearer, Jake?"

At that moment, the door wobbled when something collided with it heavily. "Hey!" Seth's drunk voice slurred. "Open Caesar!"

[JulietsCurse]

Alexis had been trying to get Connor to leave for the past few while, bribing him, shoving him, hitting him, anything she could. But the big lug felt NO pain what so ever and was totally happy wrestling with her.

But however the past few minutes, he seemed even more out of it, and swayed even more. "I think.. ugh.." He slumped into Alexis as he passed out, and Alexis ended up dropping him onto the ground, due to his weight. "...Oops?" She mumbled and nudged his side with her foot before looking around and then glared at the front door before opening it.

"What the HELL do you want NOW, Andreasis? Do you have a panther to fuck?"

[Tiger-Lily]

"Getting catty for me, baby?" Seth purred down at the angry brunette. He stepped around her with his flask and waved it in her face. "No worries, I got all the motivation we need right here."

He stumbled a little as he waddled past her and down the hall. He glanced over at the passed out Connor and Ashton, and then at his wing-man, who was now cornering a hassled-looking Evelyn who kept edging away from him. Seth decided Jake could use some encouragement.

"You work that Latin Lover, Jakey!" Seth whooped at him, before he stumbled over someone's foot and landed on his knees - on Connor's stomach. "Sheeeeyyit!"

[JulietsCurse]

"Seth!" Alexis yelped slightly, in more worry for her older cousin as she went over quickly and grabbed Seth by the shoulders and threw him off to the side before kneeling down by the poor guy and patted his cheek. "C'mon you big lug." She mumbled.

Connor kept out cold, drool dribbling down the side of his face and his breathing awkward.

"Shit- Andreasis, if you majorly hurt him, I swear to fucking god, there will be nose LEFT to break again." Alexis growled, looking up and narrowed her eyes at him.

[Tiger-Lily]

"Aaahhhhh, he'll be okay," Seth assured her, kneeling beside them and poking Connor's stomach as if this would miraculously undo whatever internal damage Seth's knees had done. Seth bent over Connor's face, tilted his head and attempted to hear his breathing. "Bitch is alive!" He sat up and threw his arms around Alexis gleefully in a hard hug. "HE'S GONNA MAKE IT!!!!"

Evelyn glanced around Jake at this possible news of Connor's early demise. "Is he dead?"

[JulietsCurse]

Alexis coughed and shoved her fist hard into the spot between Seth's rib cage, leading down to his stomach, to try and get him off. "I - don't - KNOW!" She managed to breath, glaring.

[Tiger-Lily]

Ashton, sprawled next to Connor, groaned when Seth shifted backwards and almost sat on him. "Gerroff," he mumbled sleepily. He opened his eyes and sat up, blinking dazedly.

Seth, in his drunken stage, didn't really register Alexis cracking his rib cage. He simply snorted and wiggled a bit, laughing. "Yo, that tickles!"

Evelyn met Alexis' eyes and couldn't resist an amused smile. They looked both ridiculous and adorable; Seth was obviously drunkenly relieved that Connor was alive while Alexis looked like she was plotting the blond's death. Evelyn bit her lip to stifle her grin before Alexis saw it though.

Seth kept his hold on Alexis and burst into ecstatic song: "Come back alive, don't end up dead! Come back alive, don't end up dead! Sent in the middle of a war you have to fiiiiiiiight! Wondering how the fuck you ever landed over heeeeeere! Never thought about all the bullshit that they feeeeeeeed! Now you're thinking how to keep the bullets from your heeeeaaaad!"

[JulietsCurse]

"SETH ANDREASIS!" Alexis screamed, pushing against him hard, swearing that even if she was just like in the cartoons, with both feet and hands pressing against him, she wouldn't STILL be able to get away. "Let GO OF ME!"

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