Re: Freshmen Dorms

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn, to her mortification, felt her face redden at his comment. She dropped her head back down. "Whatever," in a dead-on imitation of the listless way he'd said it the previous night. "If it helps you sleep knowing every girl in the world is swooning over you, I'll play along, Sal."

Yeah, he's definitely not getting that phone back.

***

Seth placed two more plates of eggs on the table and went to get Antonio. He leaned in the bathroom doorway. "You dying, yet?" he chirped at Antonio cheerfully.

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Jake stuck his tongue out at Evelyn and threw his wife beater and his white t-shirt on over it, he stretched and did the same thing that pissed her off last time, but this time he couldn't help it since he practically made love with the wall last night.

He cracked practically every body part on his body and groaned, "Ahhh that feels good!"

***

Antonio stumbled out of the bathroom, after flushing the toilet a hundred times and rinsing his mouth he figured he got most of it out, he looked up in the mirror at his reflection, "Whoa! What the fuck?!" He exclaimed.

Clearly someone had decided to draw on his face, and they sure as hell went to town. He narrowed his eyes because someone purposely misspelled the word "penis" on his forehead and he looked over at Seth, "Dude.... what the hell." He said grabbing a towel and wetting it and rubbing real hard at his face.

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Seth, who had been trying real hard not to laugh, now bit his lip and managed to say, "It's a real original piece." He headed back to the living area before Antonio could tackle him, and sat down at the table to start breakfast.

He took a gulp of Koolaid and then glanced up at Ashton - and sprayed orange juice across the table. Seth couldn't help it now, and he cracked up so hard, he almost fell backward in his chair.

Ashton's dark eyes narrowed. "What?"

Seth sniggered uncontrollably. "Your...you...nice monocle!"

Ashton paled and then leaped to his feet, dashing to the bathroom mirror. He shoved his twin out of his way. "Holy shit, someone went to town here!"

***

"JAKE!" Evelyn yelped angrily, trying to keep back the nausea at those horrid clicks his body was making in weird places. She shuddered violently, and had to clamp a hand over her mouth to stop bile coming up. "You jerk, that's not funny! I'm already dying over here!"

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Antonio gaped at his brother and examined his artwork on his face, he had a nicely drawn monocle and a handle bar mustache, it looked nice and thick too, he kind of looked like the guy on the Monoply box.

"Dude, that's not fair! At least you look cool, and fancy! I look like a douche." Tony pouted trying to scrub the damn penis on the side of his mouth!

***

Jake smiled approvingly, knowing he had done his job was all that mattered, "Oh shut up Red, you know that couch was uncomfortable and..." He lost his train of thought when he saw Connor still passed out on the floor in the same position he was in last night.

A funny little thought crossed through his mind and he smirked, tapping Evelyn on the shoulder, "Hey, hey... wanna do more stuff to Connor?"

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Ashton snickered at Antonio's face shamelessly. "Oh man, you look..."

"That's art!" Seth hollered from the living room. He glanced at his watch. He had something to do today...what was it?

Oh shit! He had to babysit a damn hawk.

Where had Connor gone last night? Seth couldn't remember that. He couldn't remember much, really.

Seth returned to his room to get changed - and then remembered the art work there. He gritted his teeth. This wasn't Jake's style and the twins had crashed right after him so...

Evelyn disliked him but would probably not put in the effort for him...but someone else might.

Seth's blue eyes narrowed as he examined the words on his wall. He went to his desk and rummaged around till he found a Sharpie the exact color of the paint Alexis must have used.

Seriously, all this over my TPing her? Jeez, that girl has no sense of humor. He set to work, carefully editing her work. He wasn't going to paint it off. Oh no, that would be admitting defeat.

But he felt so dazed and still drunk. So his hand shook like crazy as he added words and crossed out words to Alexis' lyrics. At the top, he wrote in large capsed letters, "The XXX Song"

"I will not play at tug o' war with clothing.
I'd rather play at hug o' war, because you know you wanna.
Where everyone hugs, keeping it PG.
Instead of tugs, okay we're going rated.
Where everyone giggles because that's what drunk girls do
And rolls on the rug, and this is what drunk guys do.
Where everyone kisses, now close your eyes.
And everyone grins, because we're crunked!
And everyone cuddles, yeah, we're gettin' down
And everyone wins. but I call it scoring."

Satisfied, Seth hopped down off his bed and went over to the weird cowboy devil dude. "Now what do I do with you?" he mused. He grinned and set to work coloring an ample bust and bikini on the cowboy, drawing on a skirt and giving it long hair. It looked very feminine when he was done - it already had slim legs. He gave it pouty lips and then went to the stupid pony nightmare.

He snickered and wrote "For Celia" under it. He had no idea who Celia was, but his future hookups were going to believe she was his baby sister whom he adored. Kid siblings were a turn on.

He glared at the Bella/Edward shit. He really couldn't think of a way to cover this up, so he left it for now. He'd ask Jake for help with it.

***

Evelyn lifted up her head again, cocking an eyebrow up at him. There was a pause and then she momentarily forgot she was supposed to be mad at him - again! - and said, "Okay!" She went to sit up and felt dizzy. "Do I actually have to get up?" She sat up and crossed her legs on the couch, hand over the phones in her shirt.

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Antonio whined pathetically walking out of the bathroom, and going to eat food.

***

Jake looked at Evelyn then back at Connor, and figured he could help him up on to the chair, but he could use at least a little help. "Um... I can lift him by myself, but can ou like get a few things for me?" He asked her.

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"Like?" Evelyn asked, now interested in Connor's further humiliation. She carefully staggered upright, hand over her stomach to hold the phones from dropping through her shirt to the floor. If Jake asked, she could lie and say she had a bad stomach ache from the drinking.

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Jake thought this over a few seconds and nodding to what he knew he needed, he looked at Evelyn and said, "Okay I need you to get me, some markers, like colorful ones um... toilet paper. Duct tape if you have any... and you know that brown cardboard thing from paper towel rolls, and just bring that to me alright?"

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Evelyn stared up at him, and then at Connor, trying to picture where this would all go. She nodded, taking inventory of everything she and Alexis had. She could get markers and shit easily enough from Alexis. Toilet paper was stocked in the bathroom, and she could get a brown roll from the one they were currently using.

She headed for the bathroom and blinked, confused. The toilet paper roll was empty. She didn't remember that happening. Oh well. She grabbed that out of its holder for Jake, and then found a full roll of toilet paper, adding that to her stash. As a last-second thought, Evelyn dumped everything outside the bathroom and freshened up, scrubbing her face and brushing her teeth.

Now the markers. Evelyn figured she'd - Oh, crap, James!

She swallowed and headed to her own room. Jake could wait.

But James had already left. The bed was slightly curved, indicating he had been sitting here a while ago. She must've been zoned out when he disappeared.

She tried to work out why this angered her just a little, as she considered changing out of her pajamas. She didn't really care if Jake saw her in them - he had already - but when Connor woke and killed them, she wanted to die presentably.

Whatever. He wasn't going to be going anywhere if Jake was going to use duct tape.

She didn't think she had any. Alexis might, probably so she could one day get an opportunity to tape Seth to a busy intersection. Evelyn left her phone and Jake's BB in a corner of her closet and finding her keycard around her neck, locked her bedroom door, going next door and knocking on Alexis' with the random junk Jake needed under her arm. "Hey, you up?"

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"Yeah, enter." Alexis called in some masterful-voice that gave off that Disney vibe. She was now laid on her back, one leg propped up over the others knee as she went through all the shit in Seth's wallet. She had finally gotten up and freshened up, changed and etc while no one would freaking hear her(aka, Jake) and was planning more chaos for Sethtan.

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Evelyn pushed open the slightly ajar door, not quite sure what grounds they were on after her having helped Jake the previous night, and lingered in the doorway. She frowned a bit when she saw Alexis sprawled there, dressed to go and rifling through a wallet, while Evelyn was still in her PJs.

Evelyn was positive Alexis didn't have a wallet like that. "What're you up to?" she asked, curious.

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"Making Seth my bitch." Alexis said bluntly and looked up over at her. "What's up? Need something? Oh- how did Jake like his new add-on to his oh-so-fugly face?" She asked as she looked back at a debit card she pulled out.

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[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn grinned, amused at Alexis' nonchalance. "I think it looks perfect, but he seems to think otherwise, I think." she shrugged. "Dare I ask what you were doing with all that art stuff last night?" She decided Jake could wait and came in, closing the door a bit behind her and sitting down near Alexis on the floor.

[JulietsCurse]

"I drew Edward and Bella very LARGELY on Seth's main wall, a winged horse above his bed, some girly poem about hug-a-war instead of tug-a-war by Shel Silverstein, and a gay cowboy devil with a boner." Alexis shrugged some and looked over some other random crap in his wallet. "Any idea what I should do with all these?" She asked. "Oh and I threw glitter in Lucifer's eyes."

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Evelyn had been thinking this day was starting off bad. But now it suddenly seemed much brighter. "He's going to get even," she said, wanting to laugh but her head was killing her. She leaned back against the desk. "I don't think we could use his cards. Neither of us look like a Seth Andreasis, even if we fake a signature. We could hold 'em. He's one of those rich kids, isn't he? Probably has a Black AmEx." She rubbed her forehead. "Just out of curiosity, how do you even have it? And how'd you get inside his room without him unlocking it or waking?"

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Alexis pulled the keycard out of her bra, holding it between her middle finger and index. "Bitch needs to get on his hands and knees and lick the dirt off my boots for this crap." Alexis said before slipping the card back in her bra and pulled out a picture. ".. Huh." She raised her eyebrow at it. It looked like a younger Seth and some other guy. Best friend before Jake and Connor?

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"What?" Evelyn asked, scooting over to peer under Alexis' hand at the picture Seth had in his wallet. "He's a hottie." The guy, who looked a bit older than Seth, had light brown hair and steely grey-blue eyes. Just from his demeanor, you could tell he was the mature one, but his dark eyes held mischief. Seth had his arm around the guy's neck, and even then, there was a devilish twinkle in his laughing blue eyes.

Evelyn frowned. "I don't know, probably. Wonder what happened then. Seth looks younger but still a bastard. And I know Jake mentioned meeting Seth like a couple years ago, so Seth had to have had close friends before that. Jake told me they met in juvie." She didn't know if she was supposed to be shocked or expect this.

[JulietsCurse]

"Yeah and Seth knew...Brett.. in juvie or something too." Alexis said, a bit quieter as she looked at the picture still before shoving it back into the wallet and pulled out a few of other things. "Do guys ALWAYS keep random shit in their wallets?"She grumbled mostly to herself. "So. You slept with Jake on the futon. Remind me to burn it."

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Evelyn almost dropped the rolls of toilet paper and cardboard she was holding in her lap. Her mouth opened and she struggled for a second before she said, "You made that sound so very wrong. It wasn't like that. It wouldn't ever be like that!" She swallowed down a shudder.

[JulietsCurse]

"Hey, you two are together." Alexis shrugged, snapping the wallet shut and reached over, dropping it into her purse before zipping it shut. "Me and Joel did, so I can't judge to badly." There was almost a teasing tone to it.

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Evelyn stared down at her. Her eyes widened in disbelief. Was Alexis still drunk? "No, we're not! Where did you - and even if we were, I've only known the kid a..." Wait, what was she saying? That whole sex tape scam was supposed to be truth as far as anyone who came into contact with James knew. Why was she denying this then?

She shook her head, feeling her cheeks redden at her slip up. "No, we didn't. Rest assured. We broke it off, a while back. And besides," she smirked, "I recall some interesting things from last night."

[JulietsCurse]

"What are you talking about?" Alexis asked, looking up at her with raised eyebrows as she played with her lipring. "I can't remember shit of what happened after I drank and passed out." Alexis smirked some and pulled her hair back to get it out of her face.

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn, feeling glad the topic had been changed, asked Alexis for her camera. She grabbed it off her desk and turned it on.

Evelyn's eyes widened as she flicked through the gallery mode. Seth and Alexis?! Oh, this was not good...Wait, was that her and Connor? Why was she sitting on his chest? Was he still knocked out there? But this was near the table. How many places did that guy KO at?

She saw a picture of herself streaking Connor's hair. Bad. If Connor saw these...

She tucked the camera into her hands. "Uhh...let me get my phone. The pictures in this are blurry."

[JulietsCurse]

"... Give me my camera..." Alexis said calmly, standing up as she stepped over to Evelyn and held out her hand.

[Tiger-Lily]

Evelyn winced and stood up, hoisting the toilet paper rolls under her arm as she backed to the door. She couldn't let Alexis see these, freak out, kill Seth, get arrested and then hang herself in her jail cell.

"Trust me, Lex, you don't wanna know. No one will remember anything anyways, and you can save yourself psychological scarring."

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